Name:Rags
ManaCost:2 B B
Types:Sorcery
AlternateMode: Split
A:SP$ PumpAll | Cost$ 2 B B | ValidCards$ Creature | NumAtt$ -2 | NumDef$ -2 | IsCurse$ True | SpellDescription$ All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Oracle:All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

ALTERNATE

Name:Riches
ManaCost:5 U U
Types:Sorcery
K:Aftermath
A:SP$ RepeatEach | Cost$ 5 U U | AILogic$ OpponentHasCreatures | RepeatPlayers$ Player.Opponent | RepeatSubAbility$ ChooseCreature | SubAbility$ StealChosen | SpellDescription$ Each opponent chooses a creature he or she controls. You gain control of those creatures.
SVar:ChooseCreature:DB$ ChooseCard | Defined$ Remembered | Amount$ 1 | Choices$ Creature.RememberedPlayerCtrl | ChoiceTitle$ Choose a creature to be stolen | AILogic$ WorstCard | RememberChosen$ True | Mandatory$ True
SVar:StealChosen:DB$ GainControl | AllValid$ Permanent.IsRemembered | SubAbility$ DBCleanup
SVar:DBCleanup:DB$ Cleanup | ClearRemembered$ True | ClearChosen$ True
Oracle:Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard, then exile it.)\nEach opponent chooses a creature he or she controls. You gain control of those creatures.