Name:Profit
ManaCost:1 W
AlternateMode: Split
Types:Instant
K:Fuse
A:SP$ PumpAll | Cost$ 1 W | ValidCards$ Creature.YouCtrl | NumAtt$ +1 | NumDef$ +1 | SpellDescription$ Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
SVar:Picture:http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/profit_loss.jpg
Oracle:Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.\nFuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

ALTERNATE

Name:Loss
ManaCost:2 B
Types:Instant
A:SP$ PumpAll | Cost$ 2 B | ValidCards$ Creature.OppCtrl | NumAtt$ -1 | NumDef$ -1 | IsCurse$ True | SpellDescription$ Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Oracle:Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.\nFuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)